darkmpulse1 2008-04-14 17:02:56

lol i like it

Centurion-Ryan 2008-05-14 12:33:29

I wish I could speak Gaelige.

:(

OneWhoListens 2008-05-14 19:42:22

Can you prove proactively that this is the only post that will ever be on this page? I doubt it. You may not currently intend to post further news posts here, but that in no way guarantees that you won't, and so I propose that the last statement in your supposed only news post is, while not necessarily false, certainly an uncertainty.
However, if you dig a little deeper, you'll notice that ordinarily, each news post is put on a separate page, as in <a href="http://jon-86.newgrounds.com/news/post/105780">http://jon-86.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/105780</a>, etc. That would tell us that your statement is true in technicality, if not in spirit.
But we must also consider the case where you click on the news button on a user's page. If you do so, you find yourself on a page containing a certain number of posts. If the user has only posted once, there will be only one on the page. If they have posted more than once, likely more posts will be on that page, though there is the as yet not researched possibility that a lengthy post would fill up the entire page, and subsequent posts would form new pages. For the moment we shall assume this would not be possible. Perhaps the page creation goes by posts on a page, not length of posts, or some other unconsidered possibility may be true.
Now, if, potentially, you were to break your current trend and hope, and post more news posts on your account, that user news page would gain posts, and the technical correctness of your statement earlier mentioned would now be null and void as well. For the previous statement, it is given that the only one post you have currently posted is shorter than the theoretical limit we described, and though you could have at some point edited the post, assuming newgrounds does not change that ability, though considering past trends towards expanding user customization and command that is unlikely, since we earlier stated that we would not be considering the possibility of post length ruling page length, we will again rule that out of our consideration for now.
So, in conclusion, we have two basic possibilities. One, that if one were to view the news post on it's own page, it's last line's logic would hold true; and two, that if it were to be viewed on the multiple posts page, it would revert to its variable status pending new, changed, or deleted news posts.
Basically, it's a matter of how you look at it.

LegendaryAwesome 2008-06-03 08:21:01

How sad...

Truth 2008-08-03 13:29:38

yo Truth was here

cast 2008-09-22 12:46:01

I'm sorry.

higgles 2008-11-12 01:49:04

Great flash, believe it!

higgles 2008-11-12 01:49:45

STUPID FOCKING CAST!!!! WHY ARE YOU SORRY!!!!!?!?!??!?!?

NotifyNowExpressSpam 2008-11-22 14:56:07

(1) sexy fake people want to engage in sexual intercourse with you!

Jon-86 2008-11-23 10:24:13

For the record: <a href="http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3122/fortherecorddc8.jpg">http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/31 22/fortherecorddc8.jpg</a>

ZiggyZack99 2008-11-23 12:37:50

That was my fault. I needed a test subject, and, well...

ZiggyZack99 2008-11-23 13:56:56

penis

Momo-the-Monkey 2009-01-03 19:57:44

Very interesting post. Although, as stated by OneWhoListens, and contrary to your previous motives, I would definitely enjoy any and all further news posts by you, consider that they aren't of an horrid or distasteful nature. That being said, I fully hope your future endeavors, or not-endeavors lead you into multiple pages of news articles pertaining to you and only you!

Cheers, eh? (I do believe I just cross-referenced to two very different language slangs... oh I'm bad... )

hunte3r 2009-01-05 21:23:58

do you like pizza?

biskits 2009-01-06 13:01:16

Scotland - Glasgow FTW

DannyIsOnFire 2009-03-01 16:07:35

Ha! I don't even have a first news post. Yet.

=)

Centurion-Ryan 2009-03-14 13:26:07

So what's your opinion on the whole Barracks shooting thing and the inevitable shitstorm that has already begun?

HaniiPuppy 2009-03-17 20:03:22

Random thought, but do you live anywhere around dundee? I don't know You're the only person other than myself I know from scotland that actively participated in the BBS :P

Relish 2009-04-05 22:16:19

Good evening, mah lad.

Der-Lowe 2009-06-08 18:30:40

What is this "old firm" thing in your banner?